shower of cunts

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate...

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

Every Black person should know this move!

Every Black person should know this move!

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oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in...

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

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crustmoon: dat ice cream doe

crustmoon:

dat ice cream doe

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holyparker: Lawson dancing. 

holyparker:

Lawson dancing. 

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terse-thespian: pewpewlasernipples: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia...

terse-thespian:

pewpewlasernipples:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren't

russian

looks like they were

stalin

sometimes you just need tsarbucks and if your late

soviet

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