u smell like poop

sayokouehara: it pisses me off when people are like "boobs dont need to be tagged nsfw because...

sayokouehara:

it pisses me off when people are like "boobs dont need to be tagged nsfw because theyre not sexual >:(((" it doesnt fucking matter what you think nsfw means not safe for work do you think someones parents/boss/pet/fucking whatever is gonna say "those are just sacks of fat that produce milk carry on"

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Go away Haley

Go away Haley

caaandy-apple: bala-nce: I could stare at this for...

caaandy-apple:

bala-nce:

I could stare at this for hours

what

mondoleon: guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

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who wants to be my friend

who wants to be my friend

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ganjfl: this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me...

ganjfl:

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

justalittlebit-ch: peckerhead-red: yet another unrealistic...

justalittlebit-ch:

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

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mew-squared: johnfreakingegbert: Money speaks and it tells me...

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you're a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

sharonosbourne: So I was taking pictures of my hamster because...

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

wwruska: REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn! I'm...

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I'm laughing so hard oh my god

internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick...

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren't getting...

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?

nighttimers: skynda: OMFG the fact that miley cyrus reblogged...

nighttimers:

skynda:

OMFG

the fact that miley cyrus reblogged this just made my life

randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to...

randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car...

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore