FUNNIEST SHIT

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you're doing something and stopping so you can just

snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you're doing something and stopping so you can just

"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"

*two hours later* 

During a math test

Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

Have you ever had someone start following you, so you go to check out their blog and you just look at their posts like

allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish:...

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they're protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you're the reflection.

When they tell me, "Only highlight the important parts"

forgetting your ipod was on blast

"this update requires that you restart your compu-"

"this update requires that you restart your compu-"

maryse-punk-0uellet: Too Funny Segment 

maryse-punk-0uellet:

Too Funny Segment 

Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside your window

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

I'm shy at first

but once you get to know me, im always like

‎1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.

‎1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
the rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandpa look.

They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake in someone's dream.

People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.

I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say

someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday

i thought i was ugly and untalented  and then i found tumblr  and now i'm sure 

i thought i was ugly and untalented 

and then i found tumblr 

and now i'm sure 

During a math test

Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

That awkward moment when you turn your head and notice someone staring at you.

The difference between us and them

the-absolute-funniest:

People on Tumblr:

People on Facebook:

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.