This is the episode of Auftrag Auto where Alex mourns the loss...
This is the episode of Auftrag Auto where Alex mourns the loss of the "Robin" car. Is it wrong that I think he looks hot in mourning? I guess it's because the begining reminds me of the Schwarze Witwe video a little.
Law change kills 63-letter longest German word
Law change kills 63-letter longest German word:Aren't we a funny bunch? XD
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
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… I think I might get to making a couple of new gifs from some Auftrag Auto clips tomorrow. As always, if you find an Eisbrecher (or related) video that needs gif'ing. Let me know. New material is scarce these days.
Yay! I miss your gifs! Looking forward to the new ones.
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mann-gegen-mann-gegen-mann: kiss me plz, no wait, you're ugly.
kiss me plz, no wait, you're ugly.
You don't have to be fuzzy,clean-shaved is fine as well.
You don't have to be fuzzy,clean-shaved is fine as well.
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catsandcunts: ahsadler: kabutopz: So last night I came across...
So last night I came across this table with 3 girls. They said they were out celebrating. When I asked what they were celebrating, one girl replied "my new hair color I'm now blonde". She wasn't blonde, her hair was golden brown. Anyway, so she orders a blue cheese bacon burger and wanted to add extra cheddar cheese. When her burger came out, there was no blue cheese. So being my job, I brought it back to the kitchen and brought out a new burger with blue cheese. After about 10 mins or so, she tells me she hates the blue cheese and wants it off. Of course I take the burger back and make her a new burger for the second time. Then seeing she eats half the burger and assuming shes done since she put trash on her plate, she complains she hated the burger all together. Then asks for a sundae with sparklers and candles since they wanted to make this a big celebration. After I was done serving them, correctly doing my job and being as helpful and has nice as I can, I drop off the check. After they leave, this is what I find. I understand she was upset about her burger, but I worked my ass off for this table and did so much for them. I even got them stuff discounted on the bill. She put "NAH SON" for tip and signed it "smooche da puss" instead of her signature. I can't believe how disrespectful some people are now a days.
OK, dipshits, listen up: In the US, servers make all of $2 an hour, and the rest is from tips. They are taxed at the expectation of a 15% tip (which accounts for the hourly wage), and in most restaurants they have to give a certain percentage (say, 2.5%) to the busser, the host, and maybe the dishwasher. They have to pay tax and tip out even if the customer leaves no tip. When you leave less than 10%, the server worked your table for free. When you leave nothing at all, the server PAID to work your table. On this bill, that server would have had to pay almost $15 for the "privilege" of serving you.
IF YOUR SERVER DOES THEIR JOB, ON EVERYTHING THEY CAN CONTROL—WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE KITCHEN FUCKING UP—AND YOU LEAVE NO TIP, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Also, if being a decent human being isn't enough motivation for you, then remember this: If you tip less than 10 or more than 20%, you will be remembered and treated accordingly the next time you come in. If you leave no tip and you ever show your face in that restaurant again, they WILL fuck with your food, almost guaranteed.
This pisses me off so much wow
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon holding you in their arms, singing to make you feel...
Sploosh!Imagine your icon holding you in their arms, singing to make you feel better.
A wolfman teaching a baby wolf to howl.
A wolfman teaching a baby wolf to howl.
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REBLOG IF YOU GOT SOME SEXY ASS FOLLOWERS.
The World Loves a Bastard.: 2. What is your stance on religion? Would you affiliate yourself with any?
The World Loves a Bastard.: 2. What is your stance on religion? Would you affiliate yourself with any?:Looking back on history and considering how religion tends to have been (and in many parts of the world still is) mainly used to keep people stupid and justify war and genocide, I guess my opinion on it could be summarized thusly:
GTFO.
Religion tends to be an instrument of power much more than…
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Reblog this if you actually want your followers to talk to you, and that you don't think them to be annoying. Let them know they have nothing to be nervous about.
just-some-german-smeghead: BTW, you spell him either Göring or...
BTW, you spell him either Göring or Goering (if you can't do the umlauts). Jussayin' ;)
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